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Broomrape Demotivator

8:12 am Demotivator


Broomrape Demotivator

Thanks to Brett Burmaster

66 Responses

  1. Pepe Says:

    I don’t speak english very well, so would you please explain me the meaning of “Broomrape”?

  2. WindMage Says:

    it means getting raped by a broom….

  3. Gecc Says:

    It does matter which “end” is used when you are raped by the broom because it can be uncomfortable or even more uncomfortable.

  4. Steve Says:

    Comment·s are more funny than the pic

  5. William Says:

    Intersection on google maps:

    http://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&q=Smoketree+Ave+S+%26+Broomrape+Ln+Lake+Havasu+City+AZ&ie=UTF8&z=16&g=Smoketree+Ave+S+%26+Broomrape+Ln+Lake+Havasu+City+AZ&iwloc=addr

  6. hehehehe Says:

    so funny! Pepe will never look at a broom the same way

  7. lmao Says:

    Jokes on you pepe!

  8. jesse Says:

    Hahaha, I’m from Lake Havasu and have always thought that street name was awesome…

  9. Phil E. Drifter Says:

    Totally photoshopped, the shadows are all pixelated. I would know, I’ve seen quite a few photoshopped images in my day.

  10. simmy Says:

    omg thats in my state lmao i havent laughed so hard i think im going to try and find it. its not photo shopped i looked it up

  11. Robert Frost Says:

    All these comments have obviously been photoshopped.

  12. King Says:

    You know theres always one idiot who needs to spoil everyones fun with dumb ass comment like “its photoshopped” …douche

  13. rick Says:

    I see it is on the corner of smoketree and broomrape. That is a very odd combo. I’d definitely rather live on smoketree than broomrape.

  14. Jen Says:

    I think its crossroad “Smoketree” is just as awesome.

  15. A Guy Says:

    Not photoshopped, search for “Broomrape Ln” on Google maps:
    http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&q=Broomrape+Ln,+Lake+Havasu+City,+Mohave,+Arizona+86403&sll=40.178873,-98.085937&sspn=35.192519,62.841797&ie=UTF8&cd=1&geocode=FXX7DQIdIGAv-Q&ll=34.471131,-114.335704&spn=0.009323,0.015342&z=16&g=Broomrape+Ln,+Lake+Havasu+City,+Mohave,+Arizona+86403&iwloc=addr

  16. A Guy Says:

    Damn, where’s my delete button… William already posted that.

  17. SNARDFHAT Says:

    Smoking trees,
    rape with brooms . . .
    WTF??!!

    Stoned sexual deviates are on the loose and naming our streets . . . this subtle indoctrination will only lead to a new wave of drug induced sexual terrorism the world had never seen.

  18. Joe Says:

    This is cool. People don’t get so bent out of shape when someone says “Photoshopped” This is a common internet fad. It is said specifically as a joke, especially when someone adds the line “I can tell by the pixels” or “I have seen a few shops in my day”.

    Google that phrase and you will see. Anyways I did find this funny as well.

  19. Danek Says:

    i think joes comment is photoshopped along with the picture lol; and the several people who actually looked up this google hoax map shit. it’s obviously faek.

  20. A Grunt Says:

    TWENTY SECOND COMMENT YESSSS

  21. Bandwagon Says:

    23 IS DA REAL DEAL, FOO!!

    Seriously… 22?? OMFG WTF.

  22. Kaiser Huff Says:

    First of all, the street’s real. Second, if anybody cares, broomrape is a plant that belongs to an entire family of “rape” plants. That’s right…there are more of them.

  23. Anon a Moose Says:

    Thats totally a photoshopped job, the angle and reflection are all wrong. I suspect this site to be shopped as well, trust me, I would know.

  24. cody Says:

    also from Havasu.

    driven by this street many times =]

  25. AaA Says:

    there are rape plants ? that’s interesting …

  26. Dace Says:

    From wikipedia:

    Species (not a complete list)

    * Orobanche aegyptiaca Egyptian Broomrape
    * Orobanche alba Thyme Broomrape
    * Orobanche alsatica Alsace Broomrape
    * Orobanche amethystea Eryngium Broomrape
    * Orobanche arenaria Wormwood Broomrape
    * Orobanche cernua Nodding Broomrape
    * Orobanche caryophyllacea Bedstraw Broomrape
    * Orobanche elatior Knapweed Broomrape
    * Orobanche fasciculata Fascicled Broomrape
    * Orobanche gracilis Slender Broomrape
    * Orobanche grayana Gray’s Broomrape
    * Orobanche hederae Ivy Broomrape
    * Orobanche loricata Oxtongue Broomrape
    * Orobanche ludoviciana Desert Broomrape
    * Orobanche lutea Medick Broomrape
    * Orobanche maritima Carrot Broomrape
    * Orobanche minor Lesser Broomrape
    * Orobanche purpurea Yarrow Broomrape
    * Orabanche pubescens Hairy Broomrape
    * Orobanche ramosa Branched Broomrape
    * Orobanche rapum-genistae Greater Broomrape
    * Orobanche reticulata Thistle Broomrape
    * Orobanche teucrii Germander Broomrape
    * Orobanche uniflora Naked Broomrape

  27. InfiniteGallery Says:

    This would make filling in forms a bit more fun.

  28. http://www.jeremydelgado.com/blog Says:

    now that is funny!

  29. Me Says:

    This whole site photo shopped.. I Know , I am photo shopped myself ..

    Of course, I mean the ones that shops for photos ..

  30. Me - Shopped of the first me .. Says:

    This other pictures must be photoshopped also..

    http://www.bored-space.com/index.php/Cool/Eye-of-Sauron-Tesla-Anti-Theft-Device.html

  31. Me Too Says:

    My pappy always told me, “If I had my druthers, I’druther have a Orobanche gracilis than a Orobanche rapum-genistae!”

  32. Nick from Milwaukee Says:

    You know, I went to school in Arizona. Stuff like this is exactly why I had to leave.

  33. Blowbottle Says:

    notice that smoketree is not a dead end.

  34. merritt Says:

    Hey #22, How about the Canadian Rape Seed? Anyone out there use Canola oil? Great stuff, that’s why they changed the name I would guess.

  35. George Worshington Says:

    smoke tree is a better street name

  36. jodi Says:

    I’m gonna map quest how to get there right away.

  37. i dont exist? Says:

    everything you read is been photo shopped to make you believe.
    its exactly what the government does to you as well

  38. Ash Says:

    I once drove past an entire field of rape. Scared the SH*T outta me

  39. Photoshopped Says:

    Its not Photoshopped, the person used paint… You can see the spray can effect at the bottom left!!!

  40. Pedo Says:

    Smoketree is a no entry road, but broomrape isn’t. lol

  41. Robert Says:

    Umm, this street is in Lake Havasu City, Arizona, I used to drive by it daily and laughed a little bit everytime.. Wonder who took this picture.

  42. cw Says:

    i met a lady that lived on Champaign & Dix

  43. mark Says:

    canola oil is made from rape seed. i imagine selling it as rape oil might give the wrong impression

  44. ok... Says:

    Broomrape eh? Thats actually How Jeffrey Dahmer died. Literally.

  45. Deuce Says:

    This isn’t photoshopped…. This street is in Lake Havasu City, AZ. And I used to live 3 block from it on Smoketree and Lake Havasu Ave. Smoketree also crosses Ash. Yea baby… smoketree and ash!

  46. Mindy Mindburger Says:

    hehe. I love the guy in the middle :)

  47. jess Says:

    lmao, i love the people who are like “it’s not photoshopped!”
    so funny.

  48. Sess Says:

    So sick of these un-funny posters. Get with the times.

  49. Roxy Says:

    Um….does anyone see the other street is called Smoketree….wow “okay well we could name them the usuall things like catherine…school, christian, delwere….Oh no I know Broomrape and Smoketree Yeah! thats way better!! “

  50. aaron Says:

    oh no!!! not more broom babies!! I hate those things!

  51. not at all anonymous Says:

    I wish those dumbass people who have to put their mark on every website saying “its photoshoped” when they dont have the balls to even name themselves !

    Could we not come up with a name for these pointless individuals ?

    Dumbanonymites maybe ?

  52. fuhaku Says:

    Broomrape is a parasitic plant? Go figure.

  53. naysayers blow me Says:

    shows up on google maps

  54. Broomrape Says:

    I am so not photoshopped… you a$%^*les

  55. SmokeTree Says:

    Dont lie you dirty old bastard, you are photoshopped! I would know considering I am right next to you. That and the pixels are a little off.

  56. Fubar Says:

    Did you know There are only 14 copies of photoshop sold last year? The rest were stolen.

  57. JP Says:

    * Orabanche pubescens Hairy Broomrape
    God help us.

  58. word Says:

    well greater broomrape is even worse than hairy broomrape. and im sure all of it is naked broomrape. this just reminds all of us to watch out for people with brooms.

  59. christina Says:

    * Orobanche aegyptiaca Egyptian Broomrape
    * Orobanche alba Thyme Broomrape
    * Orobanche alsatica Alsace Broomrape
    * Orobanche amethystea Eryngium Broomrape
    * Orobanche arenaria Wormwood Broomrape
    * Orobanche cernua Nodding Broomrape
    * Orobanche caryophyllacea Bedstraw Broomrape
    * Orobanche elatior Knapweed Broomrape
    * Orobanche fasciculata Fascicled Broomrape
    * Orobanche gracilis Slender Broomrape
    * Orobanche grayana Gray’s Broomrape
    * Orobanche hederae Ivy Broomrape
    * Orobanche loricata Oxtongue Broomrape
    * Orobanche ludoviciana Desert Broomrape
    * Orobanche lutea Medick Broomrape
    * Orobanche maritima Carrot Broomrape
    * Orobanche minor Lesser Broomrape
    * Orobanche purpurea Yarrow Broomrape
    * Orabanche pubescens Hairy Broomrape
    * Orobanche ramosa Branched Broomrape
    * Orobanche rapum-genistae Greater Broomrape
    * Orobanche reticulata Thistle Broomrape
    * Orobanche teucrii Germander Broomrape
    * Orobanche uniflora Naked Broomrape

    If that was the list and I had to choose I would have to go for the slender broomrape lol

  60. Ms Constantine Says:

    In Hawkes Bay, NZ a few years ago a guy at a party got held down while some other guys shoved a broom up his ass. First thing I thought of when I saw this.

    Wish I was kidding.

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  62. karol Says:

    hello
    i dont get that.
    any way i dont like it !

  63. Adam Says:

    Why!!?? In every single one of these pictures I stumble on does some ass hole have to claim that it is photo shopped?? Just because they can’t find a clever picture themselves doesn’t mean they have to say it is fake. Get a life the proof is there it is on Google maps. Research your comments before you claim them. ASS WIPES!!

  64. asswipe Says:

    asswipes are photoshopped. I should know, i’ve seen a few asswipes in my day

  65. PiosmowsPat Says:

    Glad to visit this site again!
    simple site.

  66. Aaron Says:

    I think Egyptian and Hairy have to be the same kind of Broomrape.

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