I am from the east coast of Canada and the main reason they club the seals is because they diminish the fish supply. the pic may or may not be real but that shit does go down…..and they are not as cute as people think….they smell like hell and they are loud and annoying
I find it funny how 90% of the people who criticize killing seals for their fur….go to work in their leather jackets, nicely polished leather shoes and drive off in a leather interior car. They then come home, eat a nice steak/lamb/chicken etc dinner and go to bed.
Yeah….you REALLY care about animals ><.
Just because it is cute, doesn’t mean it has any more standing in the food chain than a cow. Cow’s are cute too.
Actually, the killing of baby seals is far more humane than deer hunting. The seal is only alive for 5-6 seconds after impact, while a deer may be alive for several minutes after being shot.
Goodness, what’s with this “Ooooh, don’t kill the cute seals” idiocy? Seals are a pest if they become too many. They should be killed for the good of the seals, the good of the fish, nature around them and, well… The ecosystem as a whole. Clubbing them can often be MUCH more humane than shooting them. Some idiot thinks it’s all so much worse because you have to get up-close and personal, but there’s not much truth to that assumption.
So, you so-called ‘animal lovers’ can can it. Your uninformed idiocy harms nature, it doesn’t help it. So please, get informed before you start working for something which would harm the environment around us.
I wanna club some baby seals, i think it would be fun, espcially having a chance of subjects, people make way to much fucking noise when you are beating the shit out of them with something
I think seals are totally cute and I’d love to have one of those cute little buggers mounted on my wall with his cute little seal flippers sticking out so I could hang my seal-bashing stick on them. That would be soooo cute.
So seals are a pest now ? They stink and eat *our* fish, do they ?
Good point about the deer hunting being even more cruel. Really. As if people that are against clubbing seals are pro deer hunting…
Open your eyes, there is one giant pest on this planet and it is not the seals.
You’re right. There are bigger pests than seals: bunnies. I swear, if one more of those long-eared rats look at me with those big wet eyes, wiggling its little nose giving me that questioning look, I’m going to be sick. Wake up America. Pass the clubs…it’s bunny time.
Omega, you are right on. Don’t listen to these know-nothing enviro-wackos like Jay. Bunch of animal-rights nut-jobs. Seals are a giant pest, like raccoons or the French, or other foreigners. I know you speak the truth, my brother. Go tell it on the mountain!
Jay and Tom, you group-thinking little lemmings! Don’t you realize that the whole “humans-are-a-scourge” mentality is just one of the tools used by freedom hating UN types to beat all of you illiterates into their political mindset?
Do us all a favor. Go hardcore and sell all of your electronics including your laptop and go finish your life in wilderness with the seals and mosquitoes. Perhaps you could bring along a few books on Spelling and English…looks like all they taught you in school was how evil humans are.
Kumbayah.
Duh it’s photoshopped. No, the creator does not condone clubbing of baby seals.
It is a fucking joke, people. But not a fucking joke, cause that would be at least pg13, this is remarkably child friendly. (provided said child understands wordplay)
I love how some people just can’t comprehend that there ARE people in the world (this guy) willing to club a seal to death to kill it for it’s meat and fur. Wake up.
alright guy… you know what gives us the right to kill seals? the food chain does. Humanity in all its wonder is at the top; not because some all knowing piss-ant of a god decided to make us that way, but because we evolved to be the smartest and best of all the creatures on this planet. If your going to police wild life killings, go up to a lion and preach to it about killing a zebra to feed its family. Yes, before you say it, killing seals helps us feed our families, over population of seals causes severe drops in fish population which causes us to go hungry. Yea… you know what if you want to think they are cute animals, adopt one… ill bet you want to club that damn thing by the end of the week. I have worked for a zoo that had seals there…. to be perfectly honest, I would rather stand between a lion and its dinner before having to deal with those horrible creatures again. If you want to protest seal clubbing, well march your ass up to the Arctic save yourself a seal… until you do that, i will not give you any respect animal rights nut-jobs
A little knowledge is a dangerous thing, drink deep or not at all. There are different types of seals, many of them endangered. This particular species is not decimating any fish populations. There is a little more to science than the Discovery Channel; pick up an ecology textbook. And you folks with the sarcastic lust for blood; go off and fight a war. You’ll loss that BS quick.
Hmmm..
i wonder if people would feel the same if one were to go to a park with a hooked bat and start taking out kids, are’nt there too many humans eating all the seals fish?
and as far as the food chain goes…
How about one of you bright individuals go UNARMED into a cage with a wild animal and see who comes out alive.
stupid humans are pests, i’m sure we’d be better off if we got rid of a couple million.
i’m sure there are a couple candidates who posted on this.
but not straying from the subject,
i’d have to say LAWLZ! to this picture.
albeit it’s fucked up,
it’s still funny.
Re.John Says:
July 17th, 2008 at 9:42 pm
Photoshopped. The shadows are all wrong. I dont know why people waste their time photoshopping these things…
I don’t know why people bother commenting this stuff. HELLO people, yes we all know it is photoshopped! However - how does this affect our enjoyment of the picture? What have you gained by shouting to the world “I like to put my two cents in and look like a know lots but only come across as a douche bag”
Geez dude
That seal is half black. It has nigger spots!! No wonder that guy wants to club it.I guess he could just think its Canadian. Clubbing them is o.k., too.
Seals are vermin. You can club them, impale them, set them on fire or shoot them into space for all I care. And that goes for seals, whales, eagles, or the endangered African pygmy albino spotted pig-faced hooting woodpecker. You hemophiliac liberal enviro-nazi dickheads can take a flying leap. If you can’t see the humor in bludgeoning a seal then there is no help for you.
As for wildlife expert Acupunter, how in the world would you know what this particular species of seal is doing? I’m sure you must be a doctor of natural sciences or a veterinarian or some other such crap because I wouldn’t bet that you’d know a seal from a seahorse. So you’re a bunch of screaming hippy faggots except for Omega, Ref and Kyle who are totally hardcore.
I must say that I seriously didn’t know there were that many retards which were stubling-upon and so on… jeeez… why do you even bother? You can’t be understanding more than a couple % of the stuff you read… THIS DEMOTIVATIONAL POSTER IS KIND OF A JOKE!! get it?
you people are retards.
it is illegal in canada to kill baby seals (whitecoats), and the others–are-not-clubbed.
there is huge controversy over the seal hunt-because, simply..seals are cute. thats it. chickens are dipped in boiling water before they are killed, so their feathers fall off and they do not need further plucking. But no one cares about that.
chickens arent cute.
Anyone who makes up their minds on an issue before hearing the facts is a fucking fool.
Although chicks are cute and they cut off their beaks… I could really go for KFC right now. Anyone else? As for the seals if it’s for food or enviromental control then it’s all good. Gosh some people seem to think it’s like GTA but with seals lolz. I think natural selection comes in here somewhere too. You can see the seal staring at the bat!?! If I see a man with a crazed expression running at me with a bat and I could swim in freezing water I know what I’d do…
Hey PETA Loves Me, that was funny. “Seal walks into a club”…loved that. Anyway, Jennitals, you’re a fucking tool. Yeah, we’re going to wipe out a few million people to save some animals, and we’re going to start with you. You can beat yourself to death to save us the trouble. In fact, maybe that’s the answer to the problem. Any geneticists out there think you could breed self-clubbing seals? What a great idea!
I can see the point of view where people see seals as helpless cute adorable creatures that must be saved from this type of action… BUT seriously do you have any freaking idea how scary and mean these creatures really are? I fish for a living and have run into my fair share of cute seals. They have become habituated to know the sound of a fishing line screaming off a real means easy dinner. What this means for me though is one less fish on the market and about $100 in fishing tackle gone. So now with that fish gone I must try and catch another. I have had days were $1200 in tackle and bait has been lost to seals. There populations have grown to a piont now that they are even living in Fresh water habitats close to the ocean(see Nitnat lake in BC) that means there are so many seals… Cause we killed most of the predators back in the 30’s, that they have forced themselves into un natural ecosystems. A few dead seals is not a bad thing. And if a profit from there hides can be made and the meat eaten, (just cause you don’t eat it doesnt mean it isn’t), all the best.
Whats up with the cute seals pish? There are thousands of examples of mini-ecosystems all over the world where one species keeps another in check, like cats and mice (to be overly-simplistic). If the cats leave the mice alone they multiply out of control and consume all the food. Its the same with the seals and the people living there.
This reminds me of talking to creationists…
anyone that thinks this picture isn’t funny needs to have the stick removed from their ass. incidentally that stick is perfect for this very subject of conversation.
the only thing better than the picture has been some of the pissed off comments. did you ever think that by getting furious at someone’s post you just provide entertainment for those of us that are not as uptight. i know i find it hilarious to piss off hippie liberals.
July 17th, 2008 at 4:14 pm
Rough ! But it means what it means… Regards, Anthony
July 17th, 2008 at 7:55 pm
Not nice, I hate those bastards who kill animals for their fair.
July 17th, 2008 at 8:10 pm
ya…. i still think its rough though
July 17th, 2008 at 9:42 pm
Photoshopped. The shadows are all wrong. I dont know why people waste their time photoshopping these things…
July 17th, 2008 at 10:45 pm
it is shopped to give those of us with a sense of humor some fun. who really cares if it is shopped
July 18th, 2008 at 12:35 am
I hate those people that club baby seal too, but you can still find this funny. Even if it IS shopped.
July 18th, 2008 at 12:44 am
Not shopped.
Why do the idiots come out every time anybody posts a picture?
July 18th, 2008 at 12:57 am
it’s not shopped, i was there, the gang killed another 37 that day, and they got sold to the dog meat company.
save the animals.
July 18th, 2008 at 1:36 am
the Bible lol
July 18th, 2008 at 1:40 am
Wooooo! Seal clubbing for life!
July 18th, 2008 at 1:42 am
Baby seals are dicks. He probably deserved it.
July 18th, 2008 at 2:44 am
I’d hit it
July 18th, 2008 at 3:09 am
we kill seals not for the fur… but for the lulz
July 18th, 2008 at 3:13 am
whats the point in killing a baby seal?people are fucked in the head.
July 18th, 2008 at 5:44 am
Kelsey i do believe D just answered ur question before
July 18th, 2008 at 6:00 am
I am from the east coast of Canada and the main reason they club the seals is because they diminish the fish supply. the pic may or may not be real but that shit does go down…..and they are not as cute as people think….they smell like hell and they are loud and annoying
July 18th, 2008 at 6:34 am
its warrantEE
double E
just sayin
July 18th, 2008 at 7:03 am
I find it funny how 90% of the people who criticize killing seals for their fur….go to work in their leather jackets, nicely polished leather shoes and drive off in a leather interior car. They then come home, eat a nice steak/lamb/chicken etc dinner and go to bed.
Yeah….you REALLY care about animals ><.
Just because it is cute, doesn’t mean it has any more standing in the food chain than a cow. Cow’s are cute too.
July 18th, 2008 at 7:52 am
LOL PHOTOSHOPED LOLFAG
no, seriously, you need help
July 18th, 2008 at 9:05 am
Actually, the killing of baby seals is far more humane than deer hunting. The seal is only alive for 5-6 seconds after impact, while a deer may be alive for several minutes after being shot.
July 18th, 2008 at 11:10 am
Yeah except they don’t actually club baby seals
They club adult ones. Also the tool they use is far more humane than any gun or projectile.
July 18th, 2008 at 12:13 pm
Goodness, what’s with this “Ooooh, don’t kill the cute seals” idiocy? Seals are a pest if they become too many. They should be killed for the good of the seals, the good of the fish, nature around them and, well… The ecosystem as a whole. Clubbing them can often be MUCH more humane than shooting them. Some idiot thinks it’s all so much worse because you have to get up-close and personal, but there’s not much truth to that assumption.
So, you so-called ‘animal lovers’ can can it. Your uninformed idiocy harms nature, it doesn’t help it. So please, get informed before you start working for something which would harm the environment around us.
July 18th, 2008 at 12:43 pm
I wanna club some baby seals, i think it would be fun, espcially having a chance of subjects, people make way to much fucking noise when you are beating the shit out of them with something
July 18th, 2008 at 1:52 pm
if he hits the bat then he is rascle.
July 18th, 2008 at 4:50 pm
I think seals are totally cute and I’d love to have one of those cute little buggers mounted on my wall with his cute little seal flippers sticking out so I could hang my seal-bashing stick on them. That would be soooo cute.
July 18th, 2008 at 4:53 pm
I agree They are so cute and adorable.
Good read:)
July 18th, 2008 at 10:29 pm
IT’S NOT PHOTOSHOPPED, IT’S GIMPED … I can tell by the superior quality in teh pixels.
July 18th, 2008 at 11:02 pm
So seals are a pest now ? They stink and eat *our* fish, do they ?
Good point about the deer hunting being even more cruel. Really. As if people that are against clubbing seals are pro deer hunting…
Open your eyes, there is one giant pest on this planet and it is not the seals.
July 18th, 2008 at 11:48 pm
You’re right. There are bigger pests than seals: bunnies. I swear, if one more of those long-eared rats look at me with those big wet eyes, wiggling its little nose giving me that questioning look, I’m going to be sick. Wake up America. Pass the clubs…it’s bunny time.
July 19th, 2008 at 4:18 am
You’re a pest.
July 19th, 2008 at 10:20 am
Shut up about the seals and get a WoW account. Jeez
July 20th, 2008 at 12:00 am
Omega,
Do the world a favor, drop dead. You stain what little humanity remains in the world with your wretched stench.
Have a lovely day.
July 20th, 2008 at 12:06 am
I just had this insane thought…
You’re *ALL* idiots!
July 20th, 2008 at 12:37 am
If you hurt a animal, I will hurt you the exact same way EVERY night! Shadows? There are no shadows dumb, what are you, american!
July 20th, 2008 at 2:54 am
Omega, you are right on. Don’t listen to these know-nothing enviro-wackos like Jay. Bunch of animal-rights nut-jobs. Seals are a giant pest, like raccoons or the French, or other foreigners. I know you speak the truth, my brother. Go tell it on the mountain!
July 20th, 2008 at 3:05 pm
Jay and Tom, you group-thinking little lemmings! Don’t you realize that the whole “humans-are-a-scourge” mentality is just one of the tools used by freedom hating UN types to beat all of you illiterates into their political mindset?
Do us all a favor. Go hardcore and sell all of your electronics including your laptop and go finish your life in wilderness with the seals and mosquitoes. Perhaps you could bring along a few books on Spelling and English…looks like all they taught you in school was how evil humans are.
Kumbayah.
July 20th, 2008 at 8:13 pm
I CLUB BABY SEALS BECAUSE I ENJOY HEARING THE CRY’S OF IT.
YOU KNOW WHY? CAUSE I’M SO HARDCORE.
July 21st, 2008 at 12:24 am
Duh it’s photoshopped. No, the creator does not condone clubbing of baby seals.
It is a fucking joke, people. But not a fucking joke, cause that would be at least pg13, this is remarkably child friendly. (provided said child understands wordplay)
July 21st, 2008 at 7:15 am
i love when people have arguments amongst themselves on a comment wall. sometimes it’s better than the actual posting.
July 21st, 2008 at 8:16 am
I love how some people just can’t comprehend that there ARE people in the world (this guy) willing to club a seal to death to kill it for it’s meat and fur. Wake up.
July 21st, 2008 at 10:20 am
Dirty bastards! Killing animals just for fun!?
July 21st, 2008 at 1:05 pm
alright guy… you know what gives us the right to kill seals? the food chain does. Humanity in all its wonder is at the top; not because some all knowing piss-ant of a god decided to make us that way, but because we evolved to be the smartest and best of all the creatures on this planet. If your going to police wild life killings, go up to a lion and preach to it about killing a zebra to feed its family. Yes, before you say it, killing seals helps us feed our families, over population of seals causes severe drops in fish population which causes us to go hungry. Yea… you know what if you want to think they are cute animals, adopt one… ill bet you want to club that damn thing by the end of the week. I have worked for a zoo that had seals there…. to be perfectly honest, I would rather stand between a lion and its dinner before having to deal with those horrible creatures again. If you want to protest seal clubbing, well march your ass up to the Arctic save yourself a seal… until you do that, i will not give you any respect animal rights nut-jobs
July 21st, 2008 at 2:46 pm
Ima Q-tee go f uck ur c unt of a mother, slut.
July 22nd, 2008 at 10:44 am
A little knowledge is a dangerous thing, drink deep or not at all. There are different types of seals, many of them endangered. This particular species is not decimating any fish populations. There is a little more to science than the Discovery Channel; pick up an ecology textbook. And you folks with the sarcastic lust for blood; go off and fight a war. You’ll loss that BS quick.
July 22nd, 2008 at 10:53 am
By the way, these seals have their own natural predators, polar bears. They don’t need our help reducing the numbers.
July 22nd, 2008 at 10:07 pm
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July 23rd, 2008 at 1:05 am
Hmmm..
i wonder if people would feel the same if one were to go to a park with a hooked bat and start taking out kids, are’nt there too many humans eating all the seals fish?
and as far as the food chain goes…
How about one of you bright individuals go UNARMED into a cage with a wild animal and see who comes out alive.
stupid humans are pests, i’m sure we’d be better off if we got rid of a couple million.
i’m sure there are a couple candidates who posted on this.
but not straying from the subject,
i’d have to say LAWLZ! to this picture.
albeit it’s fucked up,
it’s still funny.
July 23rd, 2008 at 1:14 am
Re.John Says:
July 17th, 2008 at 9:42 pm
Photoshopped. The shadows are all wrong. I dont know why people waste their time photoshopping these things…
I don’t know why people bother commenting this stuff. HELLO people, yes we all know it is photoshopped! However - how does this affect our enjoyment of the picture? What have you gained by shouting to the world “I like to put my two cents in and look like a know lots but only come across as a douche bag”
Geez dude
July 23rd, 2008 at 2:37 am
This isn’t even funny. And I’m not defending the seals, it’s just not funny. At all.
July 23rd, 2008 at 7:30 am
That seal is half black. It has nigger spots!! No wonder that guy wants to club it.I guess he could just think its Canadian. Clubbing them is o.k., too.
July 23rd, 2008 at 3:48 pm
Is that a sport is Canada? freestyle seal clubbing?
July 23rd, 2008 at 4:47 pm
not funny??? wtf is wrong with you, that’s hilarious! club that seal! club it good
July 23rd, 2008 at 7:30 pm
Seals are vermin. You can club them, impale them, set them on fire or shoot them into space for all I care. And that goes for seals, whales, eagles, or the endangered African pygmy albino spotted pig-faced hooting woodpecker. You hemophiliac liberal enviro-nazi dickheads can take a flying leap. If you can’t see the humor in bludgeoning a seal then there is no help for you.
As for wildlife expert Acupunter, how in the world would you know what this particular species of seal is doing? I’m sure you must be a doctor of natural sciences or a veterinarian or some other such crap because I wouldn’t bet that you’d know a seal from a seahorse. So you’re a bunch of screaming hippy faggots except for Omega, Ref and Kyle who are totally hardcore.
July 25th, 2008 at 6:58 am
http://advocacy.britannica.com/blog/advocacy/wp-content/uploads/spotty-seal.jpg
yeah. different angle. not fucking shopped.
July 27th, 2008 at 1:27 am
Note that this is the same person as in the image on this page.
July 27th, 2008 at 1:28 am
Argh…
This is photoshopped:
http://www.crunchgear.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/clubbing1.jpg
This is not:
http://loscuatroojos.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/s-04-10_clubbing_x.jpg
Note that this is the same person as in the image on this page.
Also check this out:
http://www.britannica.com/blogs/2007/04/let-the-slaughter-begin-the-annual-seal-hunt/
July 27th, 2008 at 5:33 pm
I must say that I seriously didn’t know there were that many retards which were stubling-upon and so on… jeeez… why do you even bother? You can’t be understanding more than a couple % of the stuff you read… THIS DEMOTIVATIONAL POSTER IS KIND OF A JOKE!! get it?
July 28th, 2008 at 5:03 am
so do you think polar bears argue and bitch about whether it’s right or not to kill seals?
July 28th, 2008 at 3:43 pm
ugh, i hate pictures like this. They def get a point across tho.
July 29th, 2008 at 5:02 pm
hahahah OH i get it. its not like one of those ads to save the seals! hahah
July 29th, 2008 at 9:18 pm
So a seal walks into a club…
August 3rd, 2008 at 11:43 pm
It’s all good.
Everyones gonna die anyways right?
August 6th, 2008 at 10:02 pm
you people are retards.
it is illegal in canada to kill baby seals (whitecoats), and the others–are-not-clubbed.
there is huge controversy over the seal hunt-because, simply..seals are cute. thats it. chickens are dipped in boiling water before they are killed, so their feathers fall off and they do not need further plucking. But no one cares about that.
chickens arent cute.
Anyone who makes up their minds on an issue before hearing the facts is a fucking fool.
August 11th, 2008 at 3:29 am
This looks shooped. I can tell by a few pixels and having seen quite a few shoops in my time.
August 13th, 2008 at 4:57 am
Although chicks are cute and they cut off their beaks… I could really go for KFC right now. Anyone else? As for the seals if it’s for food or enviromental control then it’s all good. Gosh some people seem to think it’s like GTA but with seals lolz. I think natural selection comes in here somewhere too. You can see the seal staring at the bat!?! If I see a man with a crazed expression running at me with a bat and I could swim in freezing water I know what I’d do…
August 13th, 2008 at 7:30 pm
STUPID
August 14th, 2008 at 2:55 pm
I’m going to take the “photoshop” obsession to a whole new level.
I’m going to start claiming that everyday objects are really photoshopped.
August 15th, 2008 at 9:14 pm
Hey PETA Loves Me, that was funny. “Seal walks into a club”…loved that. Anyway, Jennitals, you’re a fucking tool. Yeah, we’re going to wipe out a few million people to save some animals, and we’re going to start with you. You can beat yourself to death to save us the trouble. In fact, maybe that’s the answer to the problem. Any geneticists out there think you could breed self-clubbing seals? What a great idea!
August 19th, 2008 at 7:07 am
I can see the point of view where people see seals as helpless cute adorable creatures that must be saved from this type of action… BUT seriously do you have any freaking idea how scary and mean these creatures really are? I fish for a living and have run into my fair share of cute seals. They have become habituated to know the sound of a fishing line screaming off a real means easy dinner. What this means for me though is one less fish on the market and about $100 in fishing tackle gone. So now with that fish gone I must try and catch another. I have had days were $1200 in tackle and bait has been lost to seals. There populations have grown to a piont now that they are even living in Fresh water habitats close to the ocean(see Nitnat lake in BC) that means there are so many seals… Cause we killed most of the predators back in the 30’s, that they have forced themselves into un natural ecosystems. A few dead seals is not a bad thing. And if a profit from there hides can be made and the meat eaten, (just cause you don’t eat it doesnt mean it isn’t), all the best.
August 26th, 2008 at 7:01 pm
OMG! are you serious! wtf?! look @ that poor seal awwww… but then again it’s true but come on!! it’s so mean!
imma cry now thanks! lol
November 3rd, 2008 at 1:11 am
Whats up with the cute seals pish? There are thousands of examples of mini-ecosystems all over the world where one species keeps another in check, like cats and mice (to be overly-simplistic). If the cats leave the mice alone they multiply out of control and consume all the food. Its the same with the seals and the people living there.
This reminds me of talking to creationists…
November 3rd, 2008 at 6:05 am
anyone that thinks this picture isn’t funny needs to have the stick removed from their ass. incidentally that stick is perfect for this very subject of conversation.
the only thing better than the picture has been some of the pissed off comments. did you ever think that by getting furious at someone’s post you just provide entertainment for those of us that are not as uptight. i know i find it hilarious to piss off hippie liberals.
humorous tshirt:
http://wsheep.blogspot.com/2005/09/stop-clubbing-baby-seals.html